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It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class 1 thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got.

“My daddy got me a Bow-Wow,” she said.

The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl to try again. The girl thinks real hard ……..

“My dad got me a dog,” she said.
She sat down and a boy got up and said,
“I got a choo-choo!”

The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought hard and said,
“I got an electric train!!”

That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says,
“I got a book”
The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks,
“What was the title of the book??”

The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking. Finally, the boys face brightened and he said,

“Winnie The Sh*t!!

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ANNIE KARNI – GLAMOUR ‘FIRST’
FULL-TIME MAKEUP ARTIST FOR MICHELLE

By ANNIE KARNI

Last updated: 11:21 am
April 12, 2009
Posted: 2:34 am
April 12, 2009

She’s America’s top “model.”

Michelle Obama is the nation’s first first lady to add a full-time makeup artist to her traveling entourage, according to stylists who have worked with presidential wives over the past 16 years.

Makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, helped create Obama’s signature look on her inaugural trip to Europe last week.

Grimes-Miles, who has been working with the first lady for six years, now splits her time between DC and Chicago, where she dolls up morning-news anchors for WGN TV.

“No other first ladies have consistently traveled with a makeup artist,” said hairdresser Bernard Portelli, who styled Hillary Rodham Clinton’s blond mane in 1993 and tracks trends in first-lady style.

“It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It’s taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can’t do those herself.”

Style watchers suspect that Grimes-Miles is behind Obama’s most prominent beauty reinvention: Her eyebrows. After the first lady drew criticism for looking angry, her high-arched eyebrows were reshaped with a softer arc that gave her a friendlier appearance.

Grimes-Miles has described Obama’s makeup as “not an avant-garde look . . . We want her to [look] very natural and polished.”

Last week, Grimes-Miles joined “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, aboard Air Force One as official guests of the president, during their six-day trip across Europe.

The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady. But the high-profile jobs don’t pay much, say former White House stylists.

“You do it because you know you will have some prestige and you will be able to make money later,” Portelli said.

Wright, a former LA-based stylist for Frederic Fekkai, relocated to the capital for his position in January. But he wasn’t the first lady’s first choice.

Michael “Rahni” Flowers, 54, who has tamed Mrs. Obama’s locks since she was 18, said he couldn’t relocate from Chicago. “I thought it was better to help train someone to manage her in DC,” Flowers told The Post.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04122009/news/nationalnews/glamour_first_164080.htm

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ANNIE KARNI – GLAMOUR ‘FIRST’
FULL-TIME MAKEUP ARTIST FOR MICHELLE
By ANNIE KARNI

Last updated: 11:21 am
April 12, 2009
Posted: 2:34 am
April 12, 2009

She’s America’s top “model.”

Michelle Obama is the nation’s first first lady to add a full-time makeup artist to her traveling entourage, according to stylists who have worked with presidential wives over the past 16 years.

Makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, helped create Obama’s signature look on her inaugural trip to Europe last week.

Grimes-Miles, who has been working with the first lady for six years, now splits her time between DC and Chicago, where she dolls up morning-news anchors for WGN TV.

“No other first ladies have consistently traveled with a makeup artist,” said hairdresser Bernard Portelli, who styled Hillary Rodham Clinton’s blond mane in 1993 and tracks trends in first-lady style.

“It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It’s taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can’t do those herself.”

Style watchers suspect that Grimes-Miles is behind Obama’s most prominent beauty reinvention: Her eyebrows. After the first lady drew criticism for looking angry, her high-arched eyebrows were reshaped with a softer arc that gave her a friendlier appearance.

Grimes-Miles has described Obama’s makeup as “not an avant-garde look . . . We want her to [look] very natural and polished.”

Last week, Grimes-Miles joined “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, aboard Air Force One as official guests of the president, during their six-day trip across Europe.

The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady. But the high-profile jobs don’t pay much, say former White House stylists.

“You do it because you know you will have some prestige and you will be able to make money later,” Portelli said.

Wright, a former LA-based stylist for Frederic Fekkai, relocated to the capital for his position in January. But he wasn’t the first lady’s first choice.

Michael “Rahni” Flowers, 54, who has tamed Mrs. Obama’s locks since she was 18, said he couldn’t relocate from Chicago. “I thought it was better to help train someone to manage her in DC,” Flowers told The Post.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04122009/news/nationalnews/glamour_first_164080.htm

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That demining project has been going on for months, as well as years previously, and it should be known that after mechanized demining there still remains the task of hand demining for all those that were missed by machines. There are also UN deminig certificates that need to be obtained prior to people being resettled on the land. Obtaining 5 more machines when we are soon in rainy season does not make sense. This is also why the US is training deminers at this juncture

http://www.reliefweb.int/rw/rwb.nsf/db900SID/SODA-7VRLWT?OpenDocument

Also Krishna’s plan of utilizing Indian experts in Sri Lanka for agriculture leaves the huge question hanging of how much need there is in India for some of this said expertise as farmers are killing themselves weekly from inability to grow food, unmanageable loans and the procurement of lands by multinationals that have not addressed these needs as they are awaiting to interlink all waterways in India when they full well should know that connecting contaminated rivers full of industrial, chemical and medical waste from their industries with unpolluted waterways will only contaminate the entire lot. India should think about methods of water harvesting.

http://www.asiantribune.com/news/2009/09/10/%E2%80%98rajinikanth-vijay-welcome%E2%80%99-rahul%E2%80%99s-whirlwind-tour-state-ends

http://www.newkerala.com/nkfullnews-1-109665.html

Certainly, the “gullible” leaders of Sri Lanka will not fall for a tryst from Tamil-net as our religious practices are far different than those hyped in “western” and other media by the voice of the terrorist organization. The LTTE did much to greatly modified legitimate religious practices with their alternate reality models – they certainly will not succeed with Thereveda. For we well know the reality of the LTTE left thousands to be used as human shields, buried in pits behind behind LTTE police residences and used as human bombs and trained to commit suicide by the likes of Anton and Adele Balasingham. We just say no thank you to your religion of hate and remember that legitimate religion is much greater than the sick paradigms that you have created. Another noteworthy item is that we are much less fatalistic than you conjure us to be as we did not build our unique civilization, culture and philosophy based on the external machinations of those that would try and convert it to suit their own purposes.

http://www.reuters.com/article/reviewsNews/idUSTRE58906G20090910

I hope that both Vimukthi and his namesake realize that we are not caught between the worlds of our gandparents and that of our own – where our grandparents might have fallen in the equation does not have to be our fate whether by poison or bulletbut we well know that 4000 acre developments that are stylized after true or false names will only cause further despair and there will not be investors for those kinds of traps as the peoples will not stand for their moneys to be used for unconscientious development and this bare land that is spoken of is not so and is dotted with fishing villages, a canning factory, a military base and much more. The stupidities of men before us won’t be lost on foreign investors that well know that a rise in terrorism will be caused by the lack of facility in utilizing lands in such manner especially when ones forebear took on a name that wasn’t even his. For all we know that man died because somebody figured out that home truth.Kovilage Anton. People aren’t going to invest in that fable.

The world is full of hotel rooms for $100 and under
and travel deals for less than $299
as well as hundreds of thousands of empty hotel/resort complexes that drain from economies just trying to keep doors open- why doesn’t your PR vehicle say that they are 12 star hotels and charge 1200 a night? That would be amusing – but in a world of tight money investors will chuckle before they bite. In today’s reality IF 5000 rooms are found to be needed they can be constructed in a year.
The multitudes of steps that must be followed has nothing to do with this anarchistic route that is followed by the Ranil/UNP and his small group of trainees in other parties.
Though political groups seem to enjoy all this playacting the reality is that what happened in Sri Lanka wasn’t theatre. Also business and development have very little to do with theatrics.
People can “suggest” what ever they choose to “suggest” but it may have very little to do with fact as these 2 employees of the UN are being held for aiding in planning terrorist activities,
“The United Nations continues to be extremely concerned with the case of two staff members arrested by Sri Lankan authorities in June, being particularly troubled over suggestions that they were mistreated during the early days of their detention.”

http://www.itn.lk/news_02_20090910.html

These UN staffers are Sri Lankan citizens and the “suggestion” of mistreatment has nothing to do with the reality of many others than have
the large discus sized mines can me cleared by machines but these smaller field mines need to be hand cleared

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Ok where should I start? Well do you know what, all my life, well up until I was 13. I always thought ok was spell O-K. But in actuality it is spelled o-k-a-y. That is so weird. The American people are so lazy we can’t even spell out a whole word. Americans are so fat and lazy we can’t write to more letters. “ Oh no I can’t two letters because I might to take a break from watching T.V. and eating my Crispy Creams while sitting at Mcdonalds drinking my coffee to write four lousy letters.
Do know that in a national survey that McDonalds is the number one place to buy coffee. McDonalds? I feel that McDonalds is barf in a bag on a tray Dunkin Doughnuts is 2nd. Because America drives to Dunkin Doughnuts. You have herd the slogan “America Runs on Dunkin’” It has the little businessman running holding a Dunkin Doughnuts coffee cup. I can’t recall the last time I saw some one running out side of gym class and still they aren’t running very long or fast. Ha and third is Starbucks. I herd today that people go to star bucks once keep the cup and then put cheaper coffee in there used coffee cup. How cheap are we America to use old cups with old coffee in it so we look cool? Ha. Personal I think coffee is gross and I’d rather drink coco.
America is so cheap and stuff is so over priced that is sickens me. Milk is now going up to four dollars a gallon. That just makes me sick. Buying milk is going to put people into the poor house. But we will go to Starbucks buy one cup of coffee and reuse it with the McDonalds coffee.
Do you know how bad the service in McDonalds is? We go there after church on Sundays and they are so slow. The way it is set up if order say a number 10 sandwiches they will give you the large meal. So you always order saying just the sandwich. They always pretend they didn’t hear you. They always forget to give you something. But they charge you for it. So when you go up and say that you forget it they get up all huffy with you. They always say you didn’t say that. But it was charged on the receipt. They feel who are we to ask a favor of some one who works at MCDONALDS. Like they are better than use. Oh ya Burger Flipin is a 10 on my list of success.
America is obsessed with food. Have you ever been to the barfarossa. We go there sometimes on Sundays and watch the black ladies wear their elaborate hats. Yes I said BLACK ladies it doesn’t bother me much. Whoa got to slow down getten ahead of myself. But don’t worry know I will talk about that later just you wait. The food there is so gross. It is awful it is so greasy and fatting. It just makes me so sick. But we went their and there was an air bubble in the ice cream machine and it would make a loud pop and the fat black ladies would jump back screaming and hollering. It was so funny. I think I died laughing.
Have you herd of the new diet ALI. The fat people of America think it is some miracle pill and they will just lose 100 lbs. What they don’t realize they have to get of there lazy butts and exercise. They are going to be so disappointed when it doesn’t work. I can’t wait to hear the fat people of America join arms to take down the ALI program. They will literaly stampede down the ALI company walls with tens of thousands upon thousands of pounds. Oh I can just see the law suite that will arise. I will laugh so hard. Now I am not saying am I’m a skinny minny but I am average.
It seems that in America there is to types of people in the world extremely obese people and than people are so skinny that look more like poles than people. In all those magazines that are so skinny that they are nothing. Now men look at these women they think that’s what woman are supposed to look like. Well news flash we don’t. I know that woman like to eat desserts and chocolate is our favorite. So we are not going to look like that. Those models are like a machine a well-trained robot. They are programmed to throw up everything that they eat. They to eat chocolate and go through a bindge cycle.
My grandmother had a magnet that said those indulge bulge. And that is so true. We can eat of sweets but it should be in small seizes. We don’t need to eat so much. We just want a small taste and that’s all that we need to eat. But I am no dietitian so don’t listen to me.
America is obsessed with budding into every one else’s business. On the news today all you hear is Paris Hilton goes to prison. Paris Hilton out of jail. Paris Hilton lesbian lover in jail makes her origami. The night Paris got out of jail the only thing on the news was the footage of her walking out of jail. Then there’s her interview with Larry King. She was asked what she learned in jail that could better herself as a citizen and a human being. Do you know what her answer was do you now what she said? “ So like when I totally get PO my voice gets like totally like squeaky and I totally don’t think that’s its like ya know hot” OMG not about because she’s a cleb she should get special treatment. The whole thing just makes me so sick.
And than when Anne Nichole died that’s all we herd. How did she die? Well I got your answers right here DRUGS. You saw that footage of the clown. She was in the clown makeup babysitting. Telling the camera that she is on a mushroom high. I want some real news. Something important it just bugs me so much. I want real news. I don’t care if you end up offending someone. I DON’T GIVE A CRAP!! It just bugs me so much. I could go on and on about this topic and I think I should start now.
Political Correctness. Say those words to your self. Political Correctness. America is so afraid of offending anyone that we are losing a war because of it. Oh wait sorry we did not declare war. Do you know that in the schools we can’t talk about god, or the true meaning of Christmas? But we can talk about the meaning of Hanukah. I had a friend who is half Jewish half Catholic his Mom who is Jewish would come in every year and talk about the Jewish people and the eight nights and the oil. But if my Mom were to come in and talk about the baby Jesus they wouldn’t let her?
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Ok where should I start? Well do you know what, all my life, well up until I was 13. I always thought ok was spell O-K. But in actuality it is spelled o-k-a-y. That is so weird. The American people are so lazy we can’t even spell out a whole word. Americans are so fat and lazy we can’t write to more letters. “ Oh no I can’t two letters because I might to take a break from watching T.V. and eating my Crispy Creams while sitting at Mcdonalds drinking my coffee to write four lousy letters.
Do know that in a national survey that McDonalds is the number one place to buy coffee. McDonalds? I feel that McDonalds is barf in a bag on a tray Dunkin Doughnuts is 2nd. Because America drives to Dunkin Doughnuts. You have herd the slogan “America Runs on Dunkin’” It has the little businessman running holding a Dunkin Doughnuts coffee cup. I can’t recall the last time I saw some one running out side of gym class and still they aren’t running very long or fast. Ha and third is Starbucks. I herd today that people go to star bucks once keep the cup and then put cheaper coffee in there used coffee cup. How cheap are we America to use old cups with old coffee in it so we look cool? Ha. Personal I think coffee is gross and I’d rather drink coco.
America is so cheap and stuff is so over priced that is sickens me. Milk is now going up to four dollars a gallon. That just makes me sick. Buying milk is going to put people into the poor house. But we will go to Starbucks buy one cup of coffee and reuse it with the McDonalds coffee.
Do you know how bad the service in McDonalds is? We go there after church on Sundays and they are so slow. The way it is set up if order say a number 10 sandwiches they will give you the large meal. So you always order saying just the sandwich. They always pretend they didn’t hear you. They always forget to give you something. But they charge you for it. So when you go up and say that you forget it they get up all huffy with you. They always say you didn’t say that. But it was charged on the receipt. They feel who are we to ask a favor of some one who works at MCDONALDS. Like they are better than use. Oh ya Burger Flipin is a 10 on my list of success.
America is obsessed with food. Have you ever been to the barfarossa. We go there sometimes on Sundays and watch the black ladies wear their elaborate hats. Yes I said BLACK ladies it doesn’t bother me much. Whoa got to slow down getten ahead of myself. But don’t worry know I will talk about that later just you wait. The food there is so gross. It is awful it is so greasy and fatting. It just makes me so sick. But we went their and there was an air bubble in the ice cream machine and it would make a loud pop and the fat black ladies would jump back screaming and hollering. It was so funny. I think I died laughing.
Have you herd of the new diet ALI. The fat people of America think it is some miracle pill and they will just lose 100 lbs. What they don’t realize they have to get of there lazy butts and exercise. They are going to be so disappointed when it doesn’t work. I can’t wait to hear the fat people of America join arms to take down the ALI program. They will literaly stampede down the ALI company walls with tens of thousands upon thousands of pounds. Oh I can just see the law suite that will arise. I will laugh so hard. Now I am not saying am I’m a skinny minny but I am average.
It seems that in America there is to types of people in the world extremely obese people and than people are so skinny that look more like poles than people. In all those magazines that are so skinny that they are nothing. Now men look at these women they think that’s what woman are supposed to look like. Well news flash we don’t. I know that woman like to eat desserts and chocolate is our favorite. So we are not going to look like that. Those models are like a machine a well-trained robot. They are programmed to throw up everything that they eat. They to eat chocolate and go through a bindge cycle.
My grandmother had a magnet that said those indulge bulge. And that is so true. We can eat of sweets but it should be in small seizes. We don’t need to eat so much. We just want a small taste and that’s all that we need to eat. But I am no dietitian so don’t listen to me.
America is obsessed with budding into every one else’s business. On the news today all you hear is Paris Hilton goes to prison. Paris Hilton out of jail. Paris Hilton lesbian lover in jail makes her origami. The night Paris got out of jail the only thing on the news was the footage of her walking out of jail. Then there’s her interview with Larry King. She was asked what she learned in jail that could better herself as a citizen and a human being. Do you know what her answer was do you now what she said? “ So like when I totally get PO my voice gets like totally like squeaky and I totally don’t think that’s its like ya know hot” OMG not about because she’s a cleb she should get special treatment. The whole thing just makes me so sick.
And than when Anne Nichole died that’s all we herd. How did she die? Well I got your answers right here DRUGS. You saw that footage of the clown. She was in the clown makeup babysitting. Telling the camera that she is on a mushroom high. I want some real news. Something important it just bugs me so much. I want real news. I don’t care if you end up offending someone. I DON’T GIVE A CRAP!! It just bugs me so much. I could go on and on about this topic and I think I should start now.
Political Correctness. Say those words to your self. Political Correctness. America is so afraid of offending anyone that we are losing a war because of it. Oh wait sorry we did not declare war. Do you know that in the schools we can’t talk about god, or the true meaning of Christmas? But we can talk about the meaning of Hanukah. I had a friend who is half Jewish half Catholic his Mom who is Jewish would come in every year and talk about the Jewish people and the eight nights and the oil. But if my Mom were to come in and talk about the baby Jesus they wouldn’t let her?

I do not i repeat do NOT hate america. It is a grand nation with sound vaules. I just have some problems with industries and global warming. I am very proud to be an american and am applying to West Point. If that dosn’t work out I am going to join the army. GO ARMY SINK NAVY!!!

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Monumental MRFF Victory:
Trijicon to Remove Bible Codes from Military Rifle Sights
Decision Made in Response to Major International
News Story Brought to Light by MRFF

From the ABC article below:

Earlier today, Gen. David Petraeus, who commands CentCom,
which oversees U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, told a
D.C. thinktank that the company’s practice was “disturbing…
and a serious concern for me” and field commanders.
He said there had been considerable discussions within the
Department of Defense about how to deal with Trijicon’s practice.

Trijicon, the gunsight maker that has imprinted Bible verse numbers on its scopes, has announced that it will no longer imprint the verses on the sides of scopes intended for the U.S. military, and will also provide clients with the kits to remove the Bible verse numbers from existing scopes.

An ABC News report earlier this week revealed that the Michigan-based company, which has a contract to provide up to 800,000 scopes to the U.S. military, prints references to New Testament chapters and verses in code next to the model numbers of its scopes. The scopes are used by the U.S. Marine Corps and Army in Iraq and Afghanistan, and by U.S. allies in those countries, and for the training of Afghan and Iraqi troops.

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